The Leprechaun Trap 2026 Edition
No luck in catching the little green men yet...
It’s that time again. The Leprechaun Trap. I wrote cried about all the tears shed to get this point yesterday so if you haven’t go read that first
Back? Good. Now let’s get to the tour:
New for 2026 is grass! I don’t think previous years had this so this is definitely going to be a big draw for the Leprechaun of 2026.
The interior is shaping up to. Just look at that welcome mat - but don’t get too comfortable because in the far corner is that pot of gold, but be careful little green men because - that’s the trap! It’s glue in reality and let me tell you green glue can get everywhere.
This is the birds-eye view of what we’ve got in style this year: Top right is the couch and another carpet. Carpets are big in 2026. And the on the far wall is art work because it’s not a nice home for little green men without fashionable art.
Lastly, there’s the TV on the left wall - It even comes with it’ own remote control, and look at that, only 4 channels and HUGE buttons - the trend this year is to design for boomers with easy to read remote buttons and all one floor - no stairs. :)
No expense was spared with the design of the remote control either. I mean just look at all the details this thing has - and for a limited time, we are offering them for sale:
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She told me so, so it must be true.
Until Next Time,
TH and Co.