Tidy Husband

Eligible for the seniors discount and the Happy Meal deal at the same time.

  1. Missed Connections

    We missed the School Bus for the first time today.

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    We were outside, waiting and waiting and waiting…and then we saw it go by down the other street and it’s then we realized our mistake:

    The bus was not late. WE WERE

    You should have seen the look of worry on her face.

    You see, I told her that if she misses the bus that she has to have 3 NO FUN DAYS.

    But I didn’t hold her to it for a few reasons:

    1. I’m a pushover.
    2. eh, whatever.

    The reason for this tardiness was due to the fashion choices in the bedroom. It was unseasonably hot here for November so she went in shorts and she was having trouble finding the right top top match.

    So. We missed the bus because she couldn’t decide what to wear. I’m not sure how she became so grownup all of a sudden but here we are I guess - the age where sartorial choices are the top priority over being late for school.

    Because darling, it’s not how you feel – It’s how you look.

    Say hello to the 2026 School Photo.

    Notice the nice dress she wore. This is important now.

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    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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  2. The Vote.

    Why do we need to vote?

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    Oof. tough question for Dad.

    Because we each get to decide who gets to be the one that makes the decisions for the country for the next few years.

    That’s the simple version.

    I explained the Halloween treat she picked. She picked candy over chocolate because she feels that candy is the better value for sugar delivery. But, her friend across the street might want chocolate as they feel it’s better.

    So, you vote for the candy and she votes for chocolate and at the end of the day the votes are counted.

    Maybe chocolate wins, or maybe it’s candy - but we all had a chance to vote for our favorite.

    Me? I voted for a better future for her because that’s all that really matters.

    Until Next time,

    TH and Co.

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  3. S is for soggy.

    It was smooth sailing today.

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    Until the End.

    She’s in PJ’s, tooth brushed and we are on the way to bed when she goes to me:

    “Oh, I washed my stuffies” and points to two soaking wet stuffed animals.

    And not just a little wet - SOAKED.

    The animals are in the dryer now but it’s quite possible the midterms will be finished sooner than these things will be dry again - if at all.

    Meanwhile, the child is walking around like nothing has happened and that soaking wet stuffed animals are the norm when you’re seven years old.

    WELL OF COURSE THEY NEEDED A BATH.

    Dadddd…DUH.

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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  4. Winter is Coming

    I woke up to the crinkle of candy wrappers.

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    I’m pretty sure somewhere Skittles are a food group - at least they are on the day after Halloween because HELLO did you SEE THE HAUL?

    I let it slide because that’s how I roll. I told her no more after and for the most part she was good. I may have caught her “testing” the the PEZ dispenser that she was given. You know – just to make sure it works.

    Later at lunch she asks me what’s the difference between mid-term and Presidential elections.

    What was I to tell her?

    Then she asked me why the midterms were in the middle. That one I aced.

    Then I gave her another bag of skittles, because I needed a distraction from all these questions I really didn’t have an answer for.

    I then sent her outside to play in the leaves and rake them up with a snow shovel because that’s what you should be thinking about - not elections.

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    Her biggest decisions should be Skittles or Chocolate.

    Leave the elections and politics to the adults - your job is to hide the chocolate bars from Dad.

    Also, pro tip: If you’re going to swipe candy, go with the gummy bears - the packages make less noise.

    Until Next Time,

    TH and Co.

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  5. We Came Home with a Bunch of Crap We Don't Need

    Alternate title: Halloween 2026 Exploded on our Kitchen Table

    Her words, not mine. But also so true:

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    OMG you guys, the candy.

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    I have all this candy in 3 huge bowls. We’re going to have to give some away. I don’t know if it was the fact that she skipped up to every house or what but she made out like a bandit this year. She was loved by everyone.

    One house she got HANDFULS of candy thrown at her.

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    She wanted to go all the way over to the end of the street where they have a ridiculous amount of decorations and we were not disappointed on either candy or atmosphere as these folks went all out.

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    She loved, loved, loved Halloween this year and as much as I am not much into this holiday, I have to say that I had the most fun watching her have all the fun. :)

    The icing on the cake was the lady across the street. In the past she came back with a huge chocolate bar but this time you would think it was Christmas - she was given toys, stickers, a ball and enough sugar to make the dog sick for some time.

    It was just…overload.

    The costume was a breeze this year too. A dress and a magic wand and she was a princess and happy to be one, skipping down the street singing to herself.

    As she said to me: Best Day Ever.

    And I have to tell ya…I agree.

    7 years old is PEAK Halloween.

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    It really was the best day ever.

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