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A story about the saying "mine now"
6 hrs ago • James P Fitzsimmons
That Time We Got Caught in the Rain.
If mommy asks, we had salad for dinner. Got it?
Apr 16 • James P Fitzsimmons
We Walked Around the Block
If you had to walk a mile in my shoes, you would be very tired.
Apr 15 • James P Fitzsimmons
Six Hundred
A story about telling stories about missed bedtimes and so much more.
Apr 14 • James P Fitzsimmons
Give Me A Break
We Survived Spring Break. I am not sure how
Apr 13 • James P Fitzsimmons
What Do You Mean You Don't Want to Go?
Alternate title: Oh YOU ARE GOING
Apr 12 • James P Fitzsimmons
Today I Paid 7 Dollars to Watch My Child Play
No wonder parents say "we have that at home"
Apr 11 • James P Fitzsimmons
The Kite Got Stuck in a Tree
This was a matter of when - not if. We all knew that.
Apr 10 • James P Fitzsimmons
Go Fly a Kite
It went better than we thought
Apr 9 • James P Fitzsimmons
Today I Watched a Gorilla Poop
Her words, not mine.
Apr 8 • James P Fitzsimmons
OMG You Guys, So Tired
She went to the zoo and I went back to bed
Apr 7 • James P Fitzsimmons
The Easter Bunny Starts Really Early
and works late. The Easter Bunny is Tired.
Apr 6 • James P Fitzsimmons
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