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This Making Money Online with Substack is Not Going Well
Buy my master-class so I can redeem myself.
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James P Fitzsimmons
The Fun Run was Fun in the Sun
A kindergarten level headline for a kindergarten fun run (in the Sun)
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Screaming for Ice Cream
Ice cream makes it all better when your parents are older.
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I Thought Bath Time Would be Easier by Now
A few paragraphs about smelly feet and what I thought would be an easy night.
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Pleading the Fifth
A story about being misdiagnosed.
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Fetch the Bolt Cutters
A story about losing your mind.
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Last Man Standing
Mother's Day 2025 damn near killed us.
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Mother's Day Plans
Why go out for brunch when we have peanut butter sandwiches at home?
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Wife Day
There's room this weekend for 2 holidays.
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Pink Dog Bowls and Sunbathing
Quite the combo.
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They Can't All Be Winners
A story about winning and losing some. Also: Bubbles.
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How to Hang a Picture
It takes two.
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