What Did I Just Step In?
Want to know what I would like this holiday season? Not to have wet feet.
Tonight I was cleaning off the kitchen table when I stepped on something.
“What the heck did I just step in?”
Oh, just dried Play-Doh.
Play-Doh is just one of the many things that I have stepped in over the years here, so I thought it would be fun to list them all.
Because I like lists.
Here we go:
Water. Lots and lots of water. I have stepped in dog water, water brought in from outside, spilled water from the sink and then there’s my favorite: sewage water
Dog Food
Cereal
Coffee Grinds
Toast Crumbs
Dog Poo
Mud. Lots and lots of mud. Should be number 2 after water
Dirty Clothes
Old Used Band-Aids
One day when I (she) grows up the stepping in stuff will be missed but for now boy would it be nice to wear one pair of socks for more than a few minutes some days.
Watch your step,
TH and Co.