The Thinnest and Lightest Apple Laptop Yet
The MacBook air is so 2024.
It’s fall and that’s when all the tech gets released just in time for the holiday buying season and I don’t know how this happened but I found a prototype of the newest Apple computer that is so thin and light you guys - you will not believe it when you see it.
Introducing the Apple PaperBook. So thin and so light you will think it’s paper, and that’s because it is!
Microchips and aluminum or titanium of the previous models were still too heavy to carry around all the time but this this, this is the lightest and and thinnest Apple has ever made and sets a new record that their Windows competition can’t beat.
The first thing you will note is the unboxing experience: there is no box. You don’t need one with the Apple PaperBook because the box would weigh more than the device and that would be silly. You can take the paperbook with you everywhere or fold it up into oragami to entertain your friends at Starbucks.
After years of having the same apple logo for well over 20 plus years now, it was time for a change and now we’ve introduced the stem. From this day on if you see an apple computer without the new stem logo then you’ll know you’re looking at the older discontinued models that actually do something related to computing.
But it’s not all about looks with the new PaperBook.
This is a fully functional device for the power user in all of us. Now featuring facebook mode where the only thing on the screen ever displayed - is facebook. Here at Apple we did a lot of research and when we asked our customers what they wanted, they told us they only visit facebook with their $2000 laptops anyway and this is why we can make the PaperBook so thin and light as it only has one function:
To look at your friends and their cats.
Upon opening the PaperBook,the first thing you see is the nonstandard keyboard. In an effort to streamline design even further we remove all the keys you need, but kept some keys you don’t need - just to make things confusing for our users.
The new custom designed keyboard is designed to type in FACE and the computer will do the rest on autofill and reload facebook for you so you can get all caught up to date on your friends and their food and cat pictures. Lastly, The display has our new NOGLASS Technology becuase, well, it’s a piece of paper with a drawing of a stick man - but this new technology is now unbreakable thanks to the new design. 1
This is the new PaperBook.
Available in stores this coming Tuesday and online.
See you on facebook,
TH and Co.
just keep the display away from children with scissors, as your applecare warranty does not cover this type of damage.