State your Occupation

As if I knew.

I had to fill out some forms today for the child - the usual - name, DOB and then the one that stumped me: occupation.

this photo has nothing to do with the story, but ...she went swimming today in Canada. She’s been in 4 different countries in the past week.

Ha.

If you know me, you know I try to avoid being occupied at all times.

I call it a skill.

But what do I put down? Uber Driver? That’s not a real occupation - it’s more a meager attempt to contribute somewhat to the household so BW doesn’t toss me out.

When filling out the form for BW’s info - that’s easy.! She’s got so many fancy letters after her name on her business cards, I lost count.

Me? I have 2 letters: DAD.

That’s all the alphabet a guy really needs.

Oh! I filled in RETIRED on the form. I figured I’m pretty much there from real jobs. I’ve still got a ways to go on the DAD job though and it’s the best job I have ever had!

Until Next Time,

TH and Co.