Her New iPhone
It's thinner than an iPhone Air. Cheaper too - but you get what you pay for.
It will only be a matter of time until the child starts asking for an iPhone., but for the time being she will have to do with this one that she designed yesterday - It’s a little rough as it’s just a prototype but it’s the thinnest phone ever.
Meet the PAPER THIN Paper Phone made with fully recycled paper. And Crayons and Markers (and probably a few germs. these weren’t made in a clean room)
Up first, you will see the home screen. It’s easy to use if you have very small hands and don’t mind the 37 icons that look exactly the same. Don’t worry - by the time she has an iPhone there won’t be any icons so she may as well have 37 for now while she can.
And yes, Siri still sucks in this phone too. Some things never change.
In the future, everybody will be so sick of all the realistic retina displays with XR screens and technology so for the iPhone 25 we have gone back to the basics and the newest feature is stick people selfies and tic-tok is overflowing with them.
Gone are the days of 2 billion pixels that burn your retinas out - now you have six pixels. SIX. Not Megapixels.Just Pixels - all six of them.
New for the iPhone 25 is text messages. Colored bubbles and screens are just so late 2020’s.
The new feature is called scrawl messaging - you have to draw a box with the optional stylus (priced seperately at $899.00) and write by hand your message. The iPhone 25 comes with just the first 11 letters of the alphabet on the built-in keyboard.
Full keyboards are an accessory and only available after a 4 day wait at a Genius Bar where you’re told to come back in a week and they may have some full “Smart Keystrokes” alphabet packs then. Maybe.
I just want one feature in her new phone when the time comes - the one where she picks it up and calls her dear old Dad.
Sorry, Wrong Number.
TH and Co.