I will not lie. I was opposed to this idea. Fiscally, emotionally - all the ways. I liked the Tesla.
But as they say: happy wife = happy life.
BW loved the Tesla. It was smart, good looking and safe and modern and cool. It was the "it" car. It was like living in the future it was so good.
That is until: Elon.
Way to go Elon. You fucking ruined it for her. You and your DOGE team have fucked things up so royally in this country that people are selling their perfectly good cars at a loss rather than risk being hurt or harmed because we drive a car that is associated with you.
It got so BW was afraid to drive the thing. So, after some soul searching we decided we would rather have any other car in our driveway and good mental health than have BW worry every time she goes out in the thing.
A car is not worth sleepless nights.
Carvana picks up the Tesla tomorrow afternoon. Tomorrow morning we go and buy a 2025 Chevy Equinox EV.
It's no Tesla, but at least the CEO of Chevrolet isn't fucking up the country.
This will be fine,this car thing. We already have one Chevy EV we're happy with so we might as well just get another one. We might even come home with the same color.
We also had to explain all this to the child who also loves the Tesla. So we made the getting rid of the Tesla a party where we celebrated with leftover birthday cake and watched SpongeBob.
Also, it wouldn't be a goodbye without a card:
Goodbye Elon.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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