Free Download: The Tidy Husband's School Bus Survival Guide

Free. Because suffering should be shared.

I made you something.

It’s a guide. A field manual, really. For getting a small person to the school bus on time every morning without losing your keys, your mind, or your pants.

I am an older dad. I have learned things. Some of them the hard way. Most of them the hard way. And now I am passing this knowledge on to you, free of charge, because that is the kind of guy I am.

The guide covers:

— The night before (yes, the night before)

— The morning (a series of small crises)

— Emergency protocols (when it all goes wrong anyway)

It is two pages. It will not take long. Neither does missing the bus, and yet here we are.

And if you’re new — welcome. I write about being an older dad to a much younger daughter. Every day. It’s funny. Occasionally it’s even true.

Subscribe below and it shows up in your inbox every morning. Right around the time you’re probably looking for your keys.